2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

(via undying-corpses)

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

thugplant:

guys with voices so deep u can feel it in da clit

(via pinkypromisex3)

jsantagato:

ovaryfunny:

 

LMFAOOOOO

"I get drunk with the idea that you’ll actually fall in love with me."

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan, via createinspireanddisrupt)

meticulist:

onward noble steed