kanyewesticle:

all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

(via lo-v-e-l-y-lies)

captaincraigasaurus:

lookinyoungandpreservedforever:

sofapizza:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

I’m pretty sure this is my favorite image on the internet that isn’t porn.

OMG.

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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(via blue-ribbons-in-the-apple-sky)

Teacher: Do you have your homework?
Me: *adopts Simon Cowell voice* it's a no from me.